The art of avoiding awkward Eid gatherings

Eid is a time for celebration, family reunions, and an endless supply of biryani. But let's be honest — Eid gatherings can also come with their fair share of awkward moments.

From dodging nosy relatives to escaping unsolicited life advice, navigating family events during Eid can feel like an extreme sport.

Here's how you can master the art of avoiding awkward situations while still enjoying the festivities.

The 'When are you getting married?' interrogation

No Eid is complete without an aunt or uncle pulling you aside to ask the dreaded question: "So, when's the wedding?"

If you're tired of dodging the marriage police, prepare a set of strategic responses. Try humour: "I'm waiting for a Netflix series on my life first." Or flip the script: "You'll be the first to know — after I decide myself!"

If all else fails, pretend to get an urgent phone call and make a quick escape.

The career advice you didn't ask for

Whether you're still studying or already employed, there's always that one distant uncle ready to map out your entire career path — without you asking.

If you don't want to engage in a full debate on why you didn't become a doctor or engineer, master the art of nodding. Smile, nod, and throw in a "That's interesting, I'll think about it."

Works like magic.

The over enthusiastic matchmaker

Some relatives take it upon themselves to find you a partner, often based on the flimsiest of criteria. "You both like tea? Perfect match!"

The best way to shut down matchmaking attempts? Politely but firmly say, "I appreciate the effort, but I'm handling it myself."

If they persist, ask them for a full résumé of their suggested candidate — watch how fast they change the topic.

The unsolicited weight comments

Eid feasts bring out the food lovers in everyone, yet somehow, people still find time to comment on your weight.

Whether it's "You've lost so much weight, are you eating properly?" or "You've gained weight, mashallah!" — it's never really a compliment. The key here is to stay unbothered.

A simple "I'm happy and healthy, thanks for noticing!" should do the trick.

The never-ending Eid visits

Some families have a long list of houses to visit, and by the fifth stop, you're questioning your life choices.

If you're looking for an exit strategy, offer to "help in the kitchen" (an underrated excuse) or volunteer to take care of the kids. If you're really desperate, say you forgot something at home and must rush back.

The forced story time with childhood friends

There's always that one family friend who insists on reliving embarrassing childhood stories.

If you'd rather not hear about the time you spilled curry on yourself as a toddler, use a distraction technique. Steer the conversation toward their own experiences: "That's funny! What's your most embarrassing Eid moment?"

Works every time.

Lastly, Eid gatherings can be a rollercoaster of emotions, but with the right mindset (and a few clever escape tactics), you can navigate them smoothly.

Enjoy the food, cherish the company, and when things get too awkward — remember, there's always an emergency phone call waiting to happen. Happy Eid!